Quote #15887
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...
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There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.
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Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense...
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All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
Quote #26001
Nothing is sadder than having worldly standards without worldly means.
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The family is the country of the heart.
Quote #2092
Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.
Quote #21060
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...