Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
Quote #31292
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
Quote #10941
Virtual Reality is like mainlining television.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #4151
Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
Quote #5396
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
Quote #27080
The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
Quote #23871
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...