Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #21222
It is impossible to love and to be wise.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #32123
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #11128
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #8628
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
Quote #29472
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...
Quote #27399
I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or...