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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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Life is a series of collisions with the future it is not the sum...
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However far the stream flows, it never forgets its source.
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Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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The doors of wisdom are never shut.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #19262
For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human...