Quote #29991
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
Quote #9557
Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And...
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Quote #15997
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #4555
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
Quote #25318
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise seek what they...