Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #4522
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #9229
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having...
Quote #15154
Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.
Quote #5740
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #10766
Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and...
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Quote #13726
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
Quote #69
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...