Quote #13618
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #6936
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Quote #21016
You may share the labours of the great, but you may not share the...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #23380
Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.
Quote #23969
There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.
Quote #31606
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
Quote #15856
Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding,...