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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
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You can not write in the chimney with charcoal.
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,...
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #25866
The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life...