Quote #31604
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #21296
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #26244
Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
Quote #12773
Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government.
Quote #8926
Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an...
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #8048
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.