Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #9058
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
Quote #21329
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything
Quote #6515
The end excuses any evil.
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #12531
It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.
Quote #6907
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.