Quote #3462
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things...
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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #32656
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are...
Quote #34609
No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #5103
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a...
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Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
Quote #4762
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #25080
It takes little talent to see what lies under one’s nose, a good deal...