Quote #14568
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #11699
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Quote #20056
Speech is a mirror of the soul as a man speaks, so is he.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #27769
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
Quote #26084
When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
Quote #14704
He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with,...
Quote #24996
It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical...
Quote #27587
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.