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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...
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No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead.
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But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back...