Quote #23432
All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #10332
And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap...
Quote #25062
Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #10545
We can only learn to love by loving.