Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #14781
Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
Quote #28340
Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
Quote #2962
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #24190
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #12058
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...