Quote #5079
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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It’s not a problem that we have a problem. It’s a problem if we...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #22458
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
Quote #16437
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Quote #12726
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great...
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #27123
At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there...
Quote #19222
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Quote #30990
Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...