Quote #12690
I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
Quote #680
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #26078
Man masters nature not by force, but by understanding.
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #14819
Only fools are positive.
Quote #13071
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #31247
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...