Quote #32671
The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm...
Quote #6393
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #21218
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a...
Quote #27208
Time is the image of eternity.
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #3147
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real...
Quote #19019
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...