Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #32913
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #2942
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #22935
The longest journey is the journey inward.
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #21461
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...