Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #23177
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Quote #2002
Men have become fools with their tools.
Quote #5310
The true university of these days is a collection of books.
Quote #745
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #5256
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real...
Quote #26113
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
Quote #7299
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.