Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #19272
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...
Quote #23807
Our determination to imitiate Christ should be such that we have no time for...
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #11959
I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...