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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and...
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Hope…is the companion of power, and the mother of success for who so hopes...
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
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For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world,...