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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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A place for everything and everything in its place.
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and...
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Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
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I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.