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Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body. He may...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
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The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
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You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I...
Quote #34735
If you’re going to be a healer, it’s not enough to read books and...