Quote #998
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #19693
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Quote #12929
It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a...
Quote #30159
The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #13830
In order to write about life, first you must live it!