Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #21310
For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much...
Quote #26954
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
Quote #25164
I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.
Quote #28896
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #15450
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #1922
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Quote #27610
The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant,...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.