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God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
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The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.
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Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is...
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Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you...