Quote #17507
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #30259
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
Quote #1176
“My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
Quote #34808
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Quote #16461
The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical...