Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #25799
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #27563
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #34118
What a child doesn’t receive he can seldom later give.
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
Quote #20703
For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill...
Quote #24490
I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep...
Quote #34423
Give no decision till both sides thou’st heard.
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...