Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #16420
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #1553
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to...
Quote #30263
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #19150
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because...
Quote #17337
The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities...