Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #33744
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
Quote #23775
I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under...
Quote #28095
We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of...
Quote #32080
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #8548
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
Quote #20683
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...