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It is better to be envied than pitied.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
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O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and...
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly...
Quote #9321
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #24731
Sweet is a grief well ended.
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...