Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
Quote #23276
We don’t know who we are until we see what we can do.
Quote #4741
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Quote #2811
Man is what he believes.
Quote #6192
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought...
Quote #4354
When good men die their goodness does not perish,But lives though they are gone....
Quote #8176
Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.