Quote #17382
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #10883
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #21345
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic...
Quote #27324
To live outside the law you must be honest.
Quote #15660
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #4839
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most...
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...