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Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
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May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your...
Quote #20861
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
Quote #26179
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #19818
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Quote #10113
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...