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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
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Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
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Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have,...
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I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory...
Quote #17014
I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to...
Quote #16750
Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...
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It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since...
Quote #19594
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...