Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #17786
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #32693
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Quote #15710
The fields were fruitful and starving men moved on the roads. The granaries were...
Quote #17630
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #12324
We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may...
Quote #3471
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Quote #2580
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on...
Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...