Quote #2095
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation....
Quote #4731
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #19492
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted...
Quote #1262
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #32061
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
Quote #22086
Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights American civilization will...
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.