Quote #14819
Only fools are positive.
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The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
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The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come....
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10758
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what...
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Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg,...
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #30090
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #12877
Your beliefs become your thoughts. Your thoughts become your words. Your words become your...