Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #3219
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #32813
Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...
Quote #29145
The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.
Quote #2484
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool...
Quote #7025
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
Quote #29440
To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with...
Quote #32333
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.