Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #25392
Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.
Quote #23476
Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the...
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #18535
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #16775
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any...
Quote #2617
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #16495
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...