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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is...
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…a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...
Quote #10558
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
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Let this be an example for the acquisition of all knowledge, virtue, and riches....
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If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet,...
Quote #15657
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule;...