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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
Quote #25411
The worst of all deceptions is self-deception.
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Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are...
Quote #34436
A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of...
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...