Quote #25039
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...
Quote #8041
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #240
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #5635
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #14293
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...
Quote #5597
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.