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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which...
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People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
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I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #25799
Men, in general, are but great children.