Quote #2053
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
Quote #20235
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure,...
Quote #1550
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
Quote #11854
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without anyother reason but because they...
Quote #30059
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #14367
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29075
Peace visits not the guilty mind.
Quote #29542
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.