Quote #18255
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #22371
Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
Quote #18364
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...
Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #17726
I am too much of a skeptic to deny the possibility of anything.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #32242
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.