Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #17652
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #4246
Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
Quote #4556
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
Quote #12302
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.
Quote #26550
As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action...
Quote #1092
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #34885
Honesty is the best image.
Quote #30625
This is the first test of a gentleman his respect for those who can...