W. S. Gilbert Quote #33992 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
(Anon.) Quote #19148 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
William H. Mauldin Quote #9506 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William Ralph Inge, Outspoken Essays (1919) Quote #7954 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for...
Larry Gelbart Quote #27814 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Henry David Thoreau Quote #20442 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Albert P. Ryder Quote #31401 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
Margaret Cho Quote #33741 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Leo C. Rosten Quote #22977 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...