Quote #8831
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
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On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #25143
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Quote #17545
There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
Quote #33665
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Quote #20571
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...